Уважаемый господин
Стивен Харпер

Hello, dear Canadian President. An ordinary worker from Russia is bothering you. Unfortunately, due to the power of crooks and parasites, I, a responsible hard worker, do not have the opportunity to ensure a worthy existence in this country. Any attempts to protest are strictly suppressed by the police and the guards. I ask you to consider the possibility of providing political asylum to me and my girlfriend. We hold democratic and liberal views and are ready to work for the good of Canada.

Best wishes from mr. Lysikhin